‘House of the Dragon’ kicks ass over ‘Rings of Power’

The Battle of the Streaming Epics between HBO's "House of the Dragon" and Amazon's "The Lord of the Rings:

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The Rings of Power" has been eagerly anticipated by audiences for months.

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I love how much fun it is. Jeff Bezos and Warner Bros. are viciously competing for our business, treating us like the coolest girl in school.

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The TV showdown is just as cunning as Cersei Lannister's attempt to seize the Iron Throne.

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The Battle of the Streaming Epics between HBO's "House of the Dragon" and Amazon's "The Lord of the Rings:

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The high-budget television shows both had their premieres within two weeks of one another; they include plenty of gorgeous platinum blond people

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with British accents, epic fights, and a tonne of characters with awkward names that we can all barely spell.

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Additionally, they are making their debut at a prime time when few big-budget movies are being released.

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